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Here's my Uncle Tyson! He likes to show me off! Wa-a-a-ah!!!! I don't like it out here! Where's my mommy?! Now, I wonder where mom's hiding the milk? Why is it that everybody's got to have a picture of their poor kid right out of the bath!? Thank goodness, I'm not naked like so many other unfortunate kids! I'm Happy! I'm Sad! I'm Happy! I'm Sad! Z-z-z-z-z! My hair looks just Great!